‘Hey what’s that?’
‘Oh – I see where this is going – Jerk, there better not be any adhesive on that.’
‘Saw it coming. You’re done right? Take this off my head. Now.’
Sometimes I feel like someone’s wrapped my head in more than just bubble wrap. I have to take bear to the vet eventually, besides both of us being lethargic – He’s thrown up these hairballs that look and smell like poops. There are also lumpies growing on him that I’m concerned about. Should I shave him? All I have are scissors…If I cut the fur off, I should make a card and glue it on the card; ‘With love from bear’.
It’d make a interesting Valentine’s day card…Right?
-Bad touch bear
Here we go a-round the mullberry bush... 