Bought a coconut – Drilled some holes – Got water – Realized no hammer or knife knocking is opening this bastard – Contemplating throwing it out window in bag 4 stories up.
S.O.S! S.O.S! BABY NEEDS A STRONG YUMYUM MAN TO CRACK THIS NUT!
Bought a coconut – Drilled some holes – Got water – Realized no hammer or knife knocking is opening this bastard – Contemplating throwing it out window in bag 4 stories up.
S.O.S! S.O.S! BABY NEEDS A STRONG YUMYUM MAN TO CRACK THIS NUT!
Here we go a-round the mullberry bush... 
Used to take an axe to ours! 🙂
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Firemen have axes – I see that suggestion can lead to a very interesting conversation!
Sadly I don’t have an axe; I think it would be odd to own one living in an apartment building. I DO have a machete in storage though!
ARG! I’mma drop it down the stairs a couple times and see if that gets me anywhere.
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Had one with husks still on it in college. Never did get it open. Good luck. Thanks for following nutsrok
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