Can gravity do the work for me?

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Bought a coconut – Drilled some holes – Got water – Realized no hammer or knife knocking is opening this bastard – Contemplating throwing it out window in bag 4 stories up.

S.O.S! S.O.S! BABY NEEDS A STRONG YUMYUM MAN TO CRACK THIS NUT!

 

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3 thoughts on “Can gravity do the work for me?

    • Firemen have axes – I see that suggestion can lead to a very interesting conversation!

      Sadly I don’t have an axe; I think it would be odd to own one living in an apartment building. I DO have a machete in storage though!

      ARG! I’mma drop it down the stairs a couple times and see if that gets me anywhere.

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